Dear Santa, I really want a Chase Bliss Generation Loss MKII effects pedal!

NOTE: This has very little (possibly nothing) to do with software development, hence the #watercooler tag.

Lately, I've been gushing over Chase Bliss's recently released Generation Loss MKII effects pedal, built for guitar, synthesizers, and other instruments.

I've heard it described many ways... Chase Bliss calls it a "VHS duplicator", Guitar.com wrote an entertaining article called Chase Bliss Generation Loss MKII Review: A Digital Effect to Make Everything Sound Extra-Analogue, and YouTuber, David Hilowitz Music, referred to it as "an instant nostalgia machine" in this video. All apt descriptions!

The basic thing it allows you to do is simulate recording to tape VHS, old Tascam Portastudios, reel-to-reel tape recorders, children's toy tape recorders, etc. You have individual knobs that give you control over various parameter and all the strange quirks that come with recording to tape... you can choose from different tape recorder models as mentioned above and then fine tune things like flutter and wow (kinda warbly, modulation sounds), saturation, failure (think about how crinkled tape sometimes sputters and stops), and more. It's really quite tough to describe, so if you wanna learn more, I highly recommend checking out the YouTube videos Chase Bliss has released for the pedal.

I particularly loved this 15 minute video Chase Bliss released on the pedal describing it's sounds and settings:

I have plans to use this thing with my band to create lofi hip hop beats. Whenever we practice, we like to all plug into a mixer and run our audio out through monitor speakers (or individually plug headphones into different outputs on the mixer so we can play without being too loud). If we had this pedal, we could use the AUX send/return (explanation on this here) to route all of our (or just select) instruments through the pedal to make everybody have lofi vibes!

Clearly, I'm geeking out pretty hard over this thing, haha. And yes, I know this doesn't really fit the bill for a site focused on software development, but is there a dev-y angle to this? I'm curious if anybody has thoughts on how Chase Bliss may have created this pedal and if they believe it was achieved via programming. I feel like machine learning could've potentially been involved to mimic the sounds of old tape recorders, but I honestly don't know.

Also, is anybody else hoping to get this thing for Christmas? If so, what instrument do you plan to use it on? Anybody hoping for some other kinda effects pedal or anything else musical?

Well, that's basically it. If you're listening, Santa, please bring me this pedal for Christmas!