What kind of clod could resist bidding on these Alfred E. Newman underwear briefs

Treasure from Heritage Auctions:

MAD Alfred E. Newman Underwear Group of 2 (EC, 1980). A pair of underwear featuring Alfred E. Newman on the front. One pair is blue and white and one is brown and tan. Both appear to be in unused condition (Really? Lets hope). Auction closes this Sunday night. Current bid is $2. Sold without reserve!