Fact-check: "woke mob" did not remove the "dick vein" from Snickers bars

You'd be forgiven if you never noticed the similarities between the lumpy chocolate seam that tops off the Snickers candy bar, and the infamously throbbable dorsal vein that adorns the human penis. That being said, you would also be forgiven for being in middle school at some point and saying, "Hey, that candy bar looks like a dick!" — Read the rest