Max Headroom had a Christmas song and special and they're both weird as hell

Max Headroom is certainly one of the strangest things to come out of the eighties. Take his 1986 song "Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy)," for instance.

It starts:

There's an old man on a sleigh

Who's like me for just one day

When he bestrides the world like a huge co-co-co-colostomy

He gets no presents, no fun

And he's forgotten when he's done

So here's a little gift

A little song to him, fr-fr-from me:

Really puts you in the holiday spirit, don't it? — Read the rest