Loch Ness tourist posts scathing TripAdvisor review because his family didn't spot Nessie

A Grimsby, England man was so "bitterly disappointed" that his family didn't spot the Loch Ness Monster during a recent trip to the elusive cryptid's beautiful Scottish Highlands home that he posted a scathing review on TripAdvisor. From the Grimsby Telegraph:

Describing his "disappointment" after waiting around to see the water-dwelling beast "for hours", he said: "We travelled 400 miles from Grimsby to see the Loch Ness monster and it didn't show up.