Was your dog George Washington in a previous life? Is your cat the reincarnation of Annie Oakley? Call now to find out.

"Cute little dog you've got there. But hold on! In a previous life he could have been George Washington!"

Before the Internet was everywhere, people satisfied their psychic needs (and, er, other needs) without leaving their sofas by calling 900 numbers advertised through wonderfully ridiculous and low-budget TV commercials. — Read the rest