Queen ends sham marriage, JonBenet's devil cult, and killer vending machines in this week's dubious tabloids

This week's tabloids prove Shakespeare wrong.

"Nothing will come of nothing," wrote the Bard in 'King Lear,' but the tabloids demonstrate that they're perfectly capable of spinning elaborate tales from less than nothing, though perhaps lacking in iambic pentameter, style, literacy and eternal truths. — Read the rest