Bloomberg accidentally created an Alexa Fleshlight and oh my gawd

Bust out the brain bleach, because you're gonna need it. 

In an amazing feat of not being able to see what's right in front of them, on Dec. 11 Bloomberg Businessweek published a well-reported dive into the privacy concerns surrounding Amazon's family of Alexa products. And, to drive the article's point home, someone on the company's art team created cover art that, shall we say, implies customers are doing more than just talking to the digital assistant. 

I mean, just look at the damn thing. It's a Fleshlight!