Royal bombshells, Obamas boozing daughter, and if Star Treks Captain Kirk was a cat, in this weeks dubious tabloids

How could so much misinformation be packed into so few words?

A bombshell psychological report in the latest National Enquirer reveals that Princess Meghan is a ticking time bomb who could explode at any moment, according to royal insiders! Shes emotionally tortured! screams the Enquirer cover, touting The Secret Psych Report!" Setting aside for a moment that the former Meghan Markle is not a Princess but only a Duchess, one wonders: How did the Enquirer get their hands on such an incendiary top secret report? Simple. They commissioned it.

Might I suggest that its not a secret report if youre the ones who order it, pay for it, and are the first to know its results? But its royal insiders who put the report together, according to the Enquirers opening sentence. Except the story makes it clear that no royal insider, let alone any member of the royal family, ever contributed to this report. Its been compiled "at the Enquirers request by the dubious Institute of BioAccoustic Biology in Ohio, which claims to diagnose patients by analyzing their voice.

Thats right: Duchess Meghan suffers from huge emotional conflicts, trauma and confusion, according to a report by analysts who have never met with or spoken to her. But they have listened to recordings of her talking, and they have a computer algorithm to diagnose health issues and psychological characteristics. It couldnt be more high-tech if the Institute shot out laser beams and read her brainwaves which is why we should all be wearing tin foil hats. Read the rest