The super chill guide to buying gifts for tech bros

It's late, and you're so very tired. 

You just finished another meaningless day at your thankless job, putting in too many hours only to see that prick Todd once again take credit for your work. You console yourself with the reminder that it could be worse — you could work at Google. Or Uber. Or Amazon Studios. Or Magic Leap. Or Tesla. Or Oracle. 

But you shove all that aside, because the holiday season will soon be upon you and you're determined to get through it. Things are expected of you — as you're always reminded by some idiot telling you to "smile more" — and, despite all the bullshit, you're going to exceed those expectations. Because, well, screw those assholes.   Read more...