What Megyn Kelly is hiding, Bill Cosby found guilty, and Tom Cruises hair plugs, in this weeks dubious tabloids

If the ads in the National Enquirer are any indiction, its readers are overweight Elvis and KISS fans with hairy legs, have drug addicted kids, cant get into their bathtubs unaided, are afraid of falling over and not getting up, and collect statues of the Virgin Mary, Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West.

Judging by the number of weight loss ads, Im guessing theyll swallow anything - even what passes for news in this weeks fact-challenged tabloids.

Megyn Kelly: What Shes Hiding! screams the cover of the Enquirer, claiming to reveal her criminal past & bitter divorce! But shes not hiding either. The former Fox News anchor confessed on air back in 2011 to shoplifting at Kmart when she was 12 years old, when her mother made her take purloined earrings back to the store and apologize to the manager. And how is she hiding her divorce, when its in public court records and has been widely reported? She has also undergone a $1.4 million plastic surgery transformation claims the Enquirer, based on an expert who believes she has had a boob job, nose job, and facial fillers. I havent done the math, but I suspect shed have to have those same procedures every month for four years to rack up that sort of medical bill. Evidently quitting Fox for NBC has made it open season on Kelly.