Thanks for nothing, Yahoo

What a spectacular mess, Yahoo. At least 500 million accounts across your myriad services have been hacked. Data ranging from phone numbers to date of birth, email addresses, phone numbers and security questions (but, mercifully, not decrypted passwords) have been in the hands of black hats for not a day, a week or even a month, but five months or more.

You left us all hanging out there is the wind for FOUR MONTHS, Yahoo. What the hell?!

The exclamation point at the end of the company's official name is supposed to symbolize action, but what Yahoo did over the past four months is the opposite of action. Read more...