Parenting a Happy Mutant

Other Parent, Jason's Ex-wife, & Jason,

I will put Other Kid and Hannah's Science Fair proposal in Hannah's backpack today. The committee did not approve their proposal because the experiments may not involve testing on people or animals. A new question needs to be submitted by March 16th.

If I remember today, I will speak with the girls about ideas, but it will be a busy morning with the field trip and in case I forget I wanted you to know.

Thanks,

Teacher

I have no clue what my kid is working on, but she's asking for an awful lot of money and keeps muttering about "Rebuild him, better... stronger... faster..."

Why can't she just modify a 1982 Pontiac into a crime fighting super-vehicle?