True, Hilarious Facts About the Life of Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is the most powerful man alive.

True fact.

Because nothing exists until his smooth-like-butter voice narrates it. Like right now, he's narrating you reading this.

And Morgan Freeman goes through four or five microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold. And not even penguins existed until Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins.

So when life seems a little out of control, just remember Morgan's voice is all over it.

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