The Hydraulic Typewriter Converts Words Into Drinks

“I am the last barman poet./I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make./Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake./The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach,/The Velvet Hammer,/the Al-La-Bam-A Slam-a!”

Move over Tom Cruise, your rein of being the coolest bartender is over. Granted, the Hydraulic ...
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