Don't waste money on perfume. Try vabbing instead

Oh boy.

Today I learned about a new trend (that's been popularized via TikTok, of course) called "vabbing." It's a neologism that's a mashup of "vagina" and "dabbing." What is it? Well, Dee Salmin of ABC.net.au explains:

Basically you wear your vaginal fluids as perfume.