Dumb person kicks a light fixture and hurts himself, so his dumber friend tries kicking it

A young swain, walking down a quiet street with two comrades, decided to impress a group of women walking behind them by kicking a light fixture. But the light fixture fought back and caused the man considerable anguish. The women were then treated to the spectacle of watching one of the other callow youths take a shot at the stoic light fixture. — Read the rest