Toms Shoes hacker just wants you to stop and smell the roses

You're all just digital slaves, man.

That appears to be the thinking of whoever commandeered TOMS Shoes' email over the weekend and sent out a message imploring customers to, for the love of god, just close their laptops for a goddamn minute. 

"hey you, don't look at a digital screen all day, theres a world out there that you're missing out on," reads a screenshot of the email shared on Twitter. "just felt like some people needed that ^^(:"