Adam and Eve were aliens, soul transplants, and an exploding squirrel in this weeks dubious tabloids

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, lets be grateful for the short memories of the tabloids, which gleefully forget what theyve previously written the moment its inconvenient for them.

Prince Harrys wife Meghan Meets Dianas Secret Daughter! screams the cover of this weeks Globe, describing how Sarah, allegedly conceived in a bizarre fertility test before Prince Charles and Diana wed, met with the latest addition to the Royal Family on the last day of her recent visit to New Zealand.

Yes, this is the same love child who was murdered by Prince Charles on the Greek isle of Crete in May 2016, according to a report the following month in -- where else? -- the Globe.

Fortunately the demise of Dianas mystery child has not curtailed her globe-trotting, and she turned up in the antipodes to warn Meghan: Beware! Charles is a killer! Though clearly not a very good one, if Dianas daughter Sarah is still alive two years after Charles definitively killed her.The Globe explains her earlier demise as a ruse to save her life!

Such a shame that the Pulitzer Prize for fiction has already been awarded this year.

George Clooneys wife of four years Amal Takes The Twins! proclaims the National Enquirer cover, reporting that the couples "$520 million divorce explodes! The Globe goes old school with its headline Bossy Wife Drives Clooney Loony! and claims He wants out after she bans sausage, cigars, snoring and cussing.

Unsurprisingly, neither party has actually filed for divorce, let alone cited sausages as grounds for the split. Read the rest