Facebook's new product: every-room cameras for your home

Facebook's newest product is "Portal," a home camera intended to follow you from room to room while you videoconference.

The product is presumably overseen by Consumer Hardware VP Andrew Bosworth, last seen telling female Facebook employees to shut the fuck up about the company's top lobbyist throwing a victory party for serial rapist Brett Kavanaugh on the eve of his lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.

As Taylor Hatmaker writes on Techcrunch, there's a lot of tone-deafness in the launch of this product. It's not just the obvious creepiness of letting a company that can't go ten minutes without another privacy (or, you know, genocide) scandal breaking put cameras all over your house -- there's also the fact that the company has spent more than a decade making official pronouncements about the foolishness of making its own hardware.

Of course, Facebook has made all kinds of promises about respecting user privacy with its new surveillance portals, but as the founders of Instagram and Whatsapp discovered Facebook's promises are all subject to change without notice (other people who discovered this: billions of users who trusted Facebook's promises).

This stuff sounds okay, but its standard. And, like any Facebook product testing the waters before turning the ad hose on full-blast, its all subject to change. For example, Portals camera doesnt identify who you are, but Facebook commands a powerful facial recognition engine and is known for blurring the boundaries between its major products, a habit thats likely to worsen with some of the gatekeepers out of the way.