"A Scary Time (For Men and Boys)," a mockingly pitch-perfect ukelele protest song by Lynzy Lab

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A SCARY TIME

by Lynzy Lab

I CANT WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONEI CANT OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN IM HOME ALONEI CANT GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONEAND I CANT WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN

I CANT USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PMI CANT BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMSI CANT GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDSAND I CANT EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED

BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYSYEAH GENTLEMEN! BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISEITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATIONS ON THE LINEAND ANY WOMAN YOUVE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME

YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYSCANT SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYESITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE?SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICE

I CANT LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR I CANT BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOORI CANT HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MOREI CANT MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED

I CANT JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARSI CANT SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARSI CANT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I'M HOLDING BACK TEARSAND I CANT EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARS

BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDESCANT TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDESCANT MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHES NOT IN THE MOODAND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE??