Things I miss: Garanimals

My mother bought me Garanimals. Outfits guaranteed to make you look catalog perfect if you selected the right tags. I still looked like Oscar the Grouch.

https://youtu.be/rXceQWHxcpo

Kids today are so lucky! They have Hot Topic and Garanimals! Codified children's styling was apparently re-introduced in 2008! Strangely, I've never seen them even thought my daughter is only nine, and absolutely the right age. I guess she doesn't need the help!