In wake of data hack, Santa vows to give everyone coal this year

Now that Santa Claus’s Naughty / Nice List has been leaked by hackers, pretty much anyone and everyone with an Internet connection is clamoring to see where they fall on the list.

But the data leak has also drawn a great deal of scrutiny from people who are wondering just what Santa’s behavior criteria were.

“It doesn’t seem fair that I’m on the Naughty one,” said Brian Kaden, 11, who was surprised to see he hadn’t made the Nice cut this year. “The only thing I’ve done wrong is I’ve been mean to my sister sometimes, like when I gave her favorite doll a mullet. Oh, and that one time I drew a mustache on her with permanent marker while she was asleep. I’m sure plenty of people have done naughtier things than that!” Read more...