Help wanted: Professional Christmas light untangler

UK retailer Tesco is hiring "Christmas Light Untanglers" so they can provide this new service at their stories. Ideal candidates are "able to untangle 3 metres of Christmas lights in under three minutes" and "passionate about Christmas." From the job description at Tesco Careers:

Your roles and responsiblities will include:
Man and managing the Christmas Lights Untangling stand
Taking time to listen and help out wherever you can: Every little helps
Check lights and bulbs for signs of breakage / broken bulbs and report findings to the customer
Handle customers Christmas lights carefully to keep everything in tip-top condition
Talking to colleagues, sharing your enthusiasm and helping to create team spirit
Getting to know your customers, greet them with a smile and serve them with pride.
Give a brilliant customer experience, making sure you deliver only the best service and put a smile on customers faces
Successfully untangle customers Christmas lights neatly, quickly and efficiently and in an orderly fashion
Abide by our Health and Safety policies
Always be there on time and properly presented
Be passionate and knowledgeable about the service you are offering