'Orange Is the New Black' Episodes 10-12 Recaps: Oh Crap

In the episodes leading up to the 90-minute (!!) finale of Orange Is the New Black's second season, poop stops coming out of the shower drains.

Instead, it hits the fan.

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Episode 10: "Mustachioed Little Shit"

Back from her bizarre funeral-slash-wedding-filled furlough, a perfume-splashed Piper squat-and-coughs her way back into Litchfield and its revenge-filled ecosystem. This episode, in fact, is all about the language of revenge — how to tell someone they've pissed you off and how to guarantee they won't forget it.

Piper doesn't start the episode wanting revenge against anyone following the news of Larry's sex romp — in part because she declined when Larry offered to tell her with whom he'd slept — but the revelation of her ex-fiancé's affair weighs heavily on her still. Though, because Piper still has WASPy habits, she treats her feelings of betrayal like an afterthought. This is especially evident in how she talks to Red about her two days on the outside. There was a funeral. A wedding. And, oh, the man I was supposed to marry slept with someone else. Also, I kinda missed eating off paper plates. Read more...