Roses are Red, and So Is Your Face From Laughing at These eCards

Shakespeare. Poe. Silverstein. All exquisite poets known for wooing ladies with their words on Valentine's Day.

If you're less gifted with words, take heart -- we've asked a couple comedians to craft poems based off of the popular love rhyme, "Roses Are Red."

SEE ALSO: 21 Tumblr Valentines for Your Internet Crush

Now go find your Valentine and tell them what a great actress Glenn Close is on Damages. That's what this holiday is about, right?

1. Julieanne Smolinski

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2. Steven Amiri

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3. Josh Gondelman

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4. Julie Klausner

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5. Jenny Johnson…
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