Ron Swanson Is Totally Prepared For The Bacon Shortage

Apparently the bacon shortage was hogwash, but that doesn't make a difference to Ron Swanson -- he's prepared. Very prepared.

According to the much-beloved Parks and Recreation character, the best way to prepare for the shortage is to "Procure as much bacon as humanly possible and hide it in as many locations as you can."

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How many places is Swanson hiding his bacon? 38.

Just in his office.

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