Blowing up a Stretch Armstrong doll (and other indignities)

In my unbridled youth, I was in a punk/new wave band. One night, someone threw a Stretch Armstrong doll into the crowd. A tug-of-war ruckus ensued with Stretch's arms and legs. As we bashed away onstage, Stretch got stretched further and further to the far corners of the room until, suddenly, he was torn limb from limb. — Read the rest