Parents are not just opting their children into ritual abuse, they are thanking the school for it

After considering other options like taking away cellphones or creating a "Success Academy" superintendent of the Cassville, Missouri, school system, Merlyn Johnson is very enthusiastic about reintroducing an old classic: beating your kid with a paddle.

Parents can opt their children out if they like, but Johnson wants you to know that people are thanking him for returning barbarism to their school system. — Read the rest