This comical contraption fed its creator a 5-course dinner without a hitch but not even close for his friends (video)

Kinetic artist Joseph Herscher built a Rube Goldberg-style machine so that he could eat a five course meal without lifting a hand and the contraption worked splendidly, as planned. The flung napkin landed perfectly on his chest, the flipped soup went down the hatch without a spill, the blowdryer shot salad straight into his mouth, and he even managed to survive a full-sized eclair shoved into his mouth without choking to death. — Read the rest