For sale: midwestern Indiana conservative home with full-on strip club in the basement

Located in the ritzy Geist area of northeastern Indianapolis, Indiana, this five-bedroom midwestern conservative homedone up in tasteful shades of wood, brown, beige, and creamis for sale by owner at $799,000. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac. the "serene neighborhood," according to the home's Zillow listing, boasts "zero crime, wildlife, lake views, [and is] close to shopping and interstates." — Read the rest