Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow is one of the weirdest toys ever

I just ran across this old ad for Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow on Reddit, and wow, it's a good reminder of how strange the 1970s were. You feed Milky water, pump her tail, squeeze her udders, and voila, a white "pretend milk" squirts out. — Read the rest