Ghislaine Maxwell's jailbreak and Hunter Biden's corruption in this week's dubious tabloids

It's not even Christmas yet in the real world (or in Burning Man's' default world) but in the tabloid world, it's already the New Year, with this week's rags all gleefully emblazoned with the date: January 4, 2021.
Entering into the spirit of a bright, shiny New Year, the tabloids arrive newly invigorated, with fresh and innovative story ideas and fact-based investigative reporting. — Read the rest