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British pantomime embraces an ancient tradition of audience participation, in which the great unwashed throng cheerfully yell at the actors.

The panto's villain will invariably be stalking the hero of the piece, and the audience will shout: "He's behind you!"

The hero, failing to spy the villain, will reply: "Oh, no he's not!" — Read the rest