Which right-wing nut is a better crooner?

Which of the following gentleman would you like to hire to entertain guests at your next barbecue?

And if you fall as Lucifer fell, you fall in flame. - @benshapiro

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— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 10, 2020

First up, professional whiner Ben Shapiro warning people "if you fall as Lucifer fell, you fall in flame."

Next, John Ashcroft's pitchy tribute to a mighty eagle

I'm giving it to Dana Rohrbacher for his Burl-Ives-overdosing-on-nationalism vibe. Read the rest