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Soap promises to make you smell like "Naval Supremacy"
Ironic toxic masculinity is in fashion! The Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy Big Brick of Bar Soap for Men [Amazon] promises that those thusly-soaped will smell of "naval supremacy", "productivity" or other humorously-abstract scents. (More traditionally "manly" odors such as tobacco, leather, burned vegetation, etc. are also available).
The veil of humor is threadbare -- "get clean and smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories" -- but I'll admit that I do bathe in warm turpentine and it really helps.
Are you ready for images of the best soap but for MEN product youve ever seen? pic.twitter.com/kVAWb57UlF
— Shayna Moon, Unity Lich (@qorquiq) May 8, 2020
UPDATE: Here's a balding treatment called "Lethal Uprising", spotted by Greg Sideyr.
I'll see your Naval Supremacy, and raise you pic.twitter.com/UJE9wxeRvp
— Greg | Applied Eschatology (@Greg_Sideyr) May 8, 2020
Looking forward to Internecine Violence Toothpaste, Shambolic Venezeulan Coup Ice Cream, and Silently Endure Prison Abuse Hemmorhoid Cream with Aloe Vera. Read the rest
Original Link: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/08/soap-promises-to-make-you-smel.html