The 'Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus' song, a parody of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!'

You need this. So do I.Ladies and gentlemutants, this is Daniel Matarazzo performing his ode to coronavirus, 'Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus!.' It's a parody of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, from the 1964 musical 'Mary Poppins.'

I love this man and I love his song so very much.

Tom Lehrer, reincarnated, and stuck at home during a pandemic.

LYRICS:

Now when a virus comes along thats spreading like a plagueand POTUS and his lackeys have been nothing if not vagueWell then youve got to trust the CDC and listen wellUnless you want to bid our free society farewell

There is a...Super bad transmittable contagious awful virusAnd if we dont act quick and social distance it will mire usIn a stretch of quarantine that lasts until July, aSuper bad transmittable contagious awful virus

(And if ya gotta better cough in your armAnd if ya gotta better cough in your arm)

Now back in 1918 Influenza had its runBut half their docs were busy overseas with World War IToday we have mass media and scientists to sayIf you dont want this virus well then stay six feet away!

Super damn important that we practice isolationCause were asymptomatic while its in incubationWell overwhelm our hospitals if theres not mitigationSuper damn important that we practice isolation

(If we dont do it then were all gonna dieIf we dont do it then were all gonna die)

And so I hope at last you take the lesson here to heart,cause its already scary and were only at the startIf you get bored just think of the immunocompromisedWho cant go much of anywhere unless its sterilized

Super bad transmittable contagious awful virusAnd if we dont act quick and social distance it will mire usIn a stretch of quarantine that lasts until July, aSuper bad transmittable

A super bad transmittable

A super bad transmittable contagious awful virus!