Professional sports bettors are desperate to capitalize on coronavirus, too

"Vegas Dave" Oancea is a bit of a celebrity bookie for sports betting; or at least, that's how he's been described by my friends who care about such things. But with so many leagues canceling or postponing games in the wake of the COVID-19 crisis and in the wake of his own recent legal problems Vegas Dave is particularly desperate to keep the cash flowing.

And that's why he's now offering serious bets on things like curling. Badminton.Cricket? Checkers. Even UNO! (Yes, really) If you're lucky, there could be some bets on spelling bees and hula-hooping, too.

$499 CURLING WHALE PLAY OF THE DAY!! ALSO FLIP 100S INTO THOUSANDS ON THE $99 BADMINTON AND CRICKET PACKAGES!!!.CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO ABOVE AND CASH OUT!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! pic.twitter.com/EOC4mxxdeF

— Dave Oancea (@itsvegasdave) March 13, 2020

Lets fking go. Forget about March Madness, forget aboutthe NBA, forget aboutbaseball being delayed for a couple of weeks. Ive got the curling whale play of the day. Ive been studying curling all fucking day. Also the $99 badminton package, $99 cricket package.

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT pic.twitter.com/Reps34R3MX

— Dave Oancea (@itsvegasdave) March 13, 2020

How the fuck do I do it? Curling whale winner. Badminton package cashes three parlays and the fucking cricket package? Perfect 3-0 clean sweep. Tomorrow, we got archery, checkers, and an UNO tournament. Were also trying to get into the spelling bee contest, the over/under of every other sport in the world thats still going on.