Man carbonates milk

I own a sodastream and have often contemplated living the dream, but never had the courage to "inject a bunch of co2" into milk. Joe Barnarddid.

BARNARD: Here we go!

*depresses sodastream injector button*

*ssshshhhhhooooooiiiiii---*

*releases sodastream injector button*

*oooiiiiiissshhhhhhhh---*

BARNARD: *chuckles*

*sshhhhhhhhoooooooouiiiiiiiishhhhh---*

BARNARD: Oh dear.

*sshhslplspslpslpslpslspls---*

BARNARD: Well, this is awful.

*hissing milk froth emerges from machine, spreads over countertop*

BARNARD: Paper towels! Oh my God! [incoherent screaming]