What happens when you feed Trumps I WANT NOTHING note to a Neural Network?

Donald Trumps desperate PR attempt speech from this morning read kind of like the lyric sheet from some obscure Radiohead-wannabe art-rock band.

So naturally, comedian Emily Heller took it to the next level by feeding it into OpenAIs Talk To Transformer Neural Network.

I fed the first part of Trump's I WANT NOTHING note into @OpenAI's Neural Network on https://t.co/SlTLJPJh3z and the computer did the rest pic.twitter.com/fS43ZLoEoY

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) November 20, 2019

I assumed this was real, but I still wanted to try it out for myself. And wow, the results were notdisappointing.

First up: the opening scene to a noir novel. Not quite shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not losing any supporters-level, but its close.

So I tried again. And this time, the Neural Network came out with a straight-up Ramones song.

On my third try, the Artificial Intelligence showed a greater capacity for aspiring towards human emotions than Trump himself ever has.

And this one basically just sounds like Trump talking in his sleep during a wet dream.

As we can see from below, even the Neural Network knows that dozens of women have credibly accused the President of sexual assault.

And finally, this one that actually just sounds like the way Trump talks on a good day.

You can try to fill-in-the-blanks on your own with OpenAIs Talk To Transformer neural network. Whatever it is the machine spews out will still probably be more coherent and articulate than anything Trump himself has ever come up with. Read the rest