Prince Harrys paternity nightmare and the Royal Family changed forever, in this weeks dubious tabloids

Lets give praise where its due: the Globe has one of the great Royal exclusives of all time with its cover story about Prince Harry and Duchess Meghans newborn son Archie: Harrys NOT The Daddy! Babys DNA Test Triggers Palace Crisis.

But just hold on a second - the two-page story inside reveals . . . new findings show he IS the infants biological father.

Seriously? Was that ever in question?

This special report, dubiously emanating from the tabloids purported team of spies within Harry and Meghan's Frogmore Cottage home on the grounds of Windsor Castle claims that initial DNA tests on Meghans amniotic fluid found that Harry could not be the father - but further tests confirmed that he was indeed Archies dad.

I can understand precautionary medical tests and genetic screening being run before a childs birth, but a DNA paternity test?

Even in the improbable event that the story of a mistaken test diagnosis was true, surely the headline should be: Harry IS The Daddy! But evidently that doesnt have quite the same ring to it as Harrys NOT The Daddy!

At least the Globe is fictionalizing supposedly recent events with this story, whereas its other big stories this week are all rehashed ancient news.

Gay Elton Jilted Me Days Before Our Wedding! claims Elton Johns former fianc, revealing her heartbreak . . . 49 years ago. Just to prove its an antique story, the Rocket Mans old flame Linda Hannon is pictured in the Globe holding a copy of Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper dated February 19, 1984, bearing the headline: Elton Jilted Me. Worse yet, the Sunday Mirror evidently had a line from Hannon that is better than anything she tells theGlobe: "He was a lousy lover. Or maybe he just wasnt that into her? Read the rest