"Why I Take All My First Dates to Olive Garden"

The right kind of woman for me is someone who wont give me a hard time about the things I like. The kind of woman who will let me pocket all the leftover breadsticks and doesnt care if we only discuss our favorite sexual positions and what kind of appetizers look best off the limited-time-only menu. Were at Olive Garden because its kitschy and cute. Nothing that happens needs to be a serious thing. Its no big deal...

Two people eating means you get three sticks total. I like to think Olive Garden did that on purpose, so that youre forced to break bread with your date. You must share with each other, touch hands. Its all very romantic, if romance is deciding who gets to take the bigger share of the carbs.

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