Angelinas boozing, Prince Charles divorce, and college entry cheat Lori Loughlin tells all, in this weeks dubious tabloids

Do tabloid editors even read what their reporters write? Its hard to imagine, given the disconnect between headlines and the barely-detectable trace elements of facts contained in the stories beneath them.

Alex Trebek Lung & Liver Surgery reports the cover story of this weeks National Enquirer. But hes had neither surgery according to the story on the inside pages about the beloved host of TVs Jeopardy, who recently admitted having stage four pancreatic cancer. Is Trebek even poised to undergo such surgeries? Not according to the Enquirer, which says he may be considering such measures. Or maybe he isnt considering them at all?

Monster Moms Tell All, screams the front cover of Us magazine, promising the inside scoop on Lori Laughlin and Felicity Huffmans role in the college cheating scandal. But neither actress says a single word. About anything. The mag reports: Now both women are trying to explain away their involvement. Evidently theyre not trying to explain it to Us.

"R. Kelly Flunks Lie Test! yells a spread in the Globe. A super-scientific what-could-possibly-go-wrong voice stress analysis of the beleaguered singer's appearance on TV with Gayle King shows that Kelly was stressed and therefore must have been lying. Why else would anyone be stressed appearing on national TV being accused of pedophilia? It boggles the mind why voice analysis isnt used in criminal courts nationwide. Tom Cruise could have really used one in Minority Report instead of relying on those flaky precogs.

Sometimes you just wish that celebrities read their own press, so that theyre on the same page of the script as the tabloids. Read the rest “Angelinas boozing, Prince Charles divorce, and college entry cheat Lori Loughlin tells all, in this weeks dubious tabloids”