Trump and Bezos exiled, Royals riled, and Ted Bundys child, in this weeks dubious tabloids

Is the National Enquirer running scared? Theres not a mention of either Amazon chief Jeff Bezos or president Donald Trump in this weeks edition. Could it be that the threat of investigation and possible prison time for hacks accused of extortion and blackmail against Bezos and burying sex scandals about Trump have finally silenced the nattering nabobs of negativism? Bezos and The Donald escape lightly this week, but others arent so lucky.

Prince Charles Disowns Harry! proclaims the Globe cover. Prince Harry reportedly refused Charles demand that he divorce wife Meghan, and in the ensuing row Charles raged that DNA tests have proven hes not Harrys father. Which would explain why Charles allegedly said: Youre a common-born bastard. Arent we all? The odds that this conversation actually happened? Infinitesimally small. The odds that the Globe has a source inside Kensington Palace revealing this private conversation? Even smaller.

The Globe claims that serial killer Ted Bundys daughter has been "found hiding in Britain" under an assumed name. No, its not Meghan Markle. And the woman their reporter approached said: Im sorry, Im not the person youre looking for. Sounds like an admission of guilt if there ever was one.

Scientology Leaders Missing Wife Found After 13 Years! declares the Enquirer cover, though the headline above the inside spread is far less confident, asking: Is This Shelly Miscavige? Its definitely a photograph of a dark-haired woman, reportedly seen disembarking a Scientology cruise ship and heading to Florida, which as we all know is a state where Scientologists have been known to live. Read the rest