Jack Dorsey's footwear evolution: An investigation

At the last real day of CES (before Kanye showed up and tried to make the vacant halls of Thursday a "thing"), Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey held a public discussion to clue us all in on his efforts to make Twitter better.

But hey! Forget the hate speech, Nazis, account-muting, and general directionlessness of Dorsey's social media devil child for a sec. What the people really wanted to know about were Jack's SHOES.