Back to the future with this weeks time-traveling tabloids

This weeks tabloids have climbed into their DeLorean, sped up to 88 mph, and raced back to the future to report on scandals that wont actually happen until next week.

The British Royal Family doesn't gather at Sandringham Palace until Christmas Eve, yet days before this festive conclave, the Globe gleefully reports on a clash that almost kills the Queen on Christmas Day. Queen, 92, Collapses As Meghan Starts All-Out Family War! screams the Globe cover.

A battle reportedly erupted as Britains most famous real-life soap stars sat down to watch British TVs most beloved soap opera EastEnders an unlikely Royal tradition beloved by the Queen which is set to air on Christmas Day at 9:15 p.m. It was a recipe for disaster, reports the Globe, whose crack squad of psychic reporters have been working overtime looking into the future.

Meghan was so bored by the TV show (which, Ill point out again, has not yet screened) that she began to walk out, when sister-in-law Kate whispered to her to remain. Meghan went crazy! reports the magazine, which redundantly tags its exclusive Only in Globe! She allegedly yelled: Dont tell me what to do!

The Queen rose from her armchair to intervene in the bitter catfight when Her Majesty suddenly collapsed, falling backwards, dizzy and pale," say unnamed sources who clearly possess very powerful crystal balls, as told to journalists with balls made of even stronger stuff. Says an insider: Its Meghans fault!

How has the Globe psychic reporting squad seen so far into the future, with such accuracy that they can quote verbatim from the Royal argument set to take place in several days time? Read the rest