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December 4, 2018 06:20 pm PST
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Why Violet Beauregarde should have succeeded Wonka
It's irrational that successful confectionary mogul Willy Wonka would pass on his wealth and his business to a naive, well-meaning boy. Violet Beauregarde, last seen suffering from bloat, was the obvious and superior choice.
Violet is already basically Wonka. Shes passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. Shes even better than Wonka, because she doesnt endanger others.
Violet shouldve been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.
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