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November 14, 2018 09:21 pm PST

UFOs invade Arctic, John the Baptists sandals, and worms from hell, in this weeks dubious tabloids

Coming back from the dead is a tabloid staple just ask Elvis, Michael Jackson and Princess Diana, all still alive and well, hiding in plain sight, according to the rags. But this week sees the most exciting return from beyond the grave: tabloid title The Sun reappears on American newsstands with such sensational tales as UFOs invading the Arctic, a baby born with its grandfathers forearm tattoo, and a brown bear that can read books at third-grade level.

Part of American Media Incs tabloid stable along with the National Enquirer and the Globe, The Sun, last published in 2012, shuttered as the publics appetite for outrageously improbable news" faded. Perhaps we can credit President Donald Trumps passion for fake news with the revival of The Sun, which breathlessly tells us that John the Baptists sandals have been found, curing blindness and baldness!

And of course, theres the inevitable story thats crazy-but-true: Worms from Hell! have been discovered two miles beneath the earths surface. Okay, so they were discovered by scientists in 2011 living in cracks between the earths crust (the worms living in the cracks, not the scientists), but for tabloids that often recount decades-old yarns, this counts as fresh news.

The Sun, which beneath its title carries the words God Bless America, devotes its cover to the exclusive: U.S. Scientists Transplant Monkey Head And It Can Be Done on Humans Now. Yes, its another ancient story: American neurosurgeon Robert J. White transplanted heads on four monkeys back in 1970. Read the rest


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