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Brad Pitt tells all, Prince Charles divorces, and JonBenet Ramseys murder solved, in this weeks fact-challenged tabloids
It would be an exaggeration to say that every story in this weeks tawdry tabloids is a fabrication. It just feels that way. And "exaggeration" would be the polite way to describe many of this weeks tabloid offerings.
Murdered infant pageant queen JonBenet Ramseys brother Burke Solves JonBenet Case! screams the National Enquirer cover. No, he doesnt. He simply says, for the umpteenth time, that it wasnt him.
Camilla Divorces Charles on his 70th Birthday! proclaims the Globe front page. No, she hasnt. Charles wife reportedly screamed that she will never forgive the Royal heir for throwing her in psycho ward. Since she was never put in a psych ward in the first place, perhaps her inability to forgive is understandable.
Brad Pitts Divorce Tell-All! under the front page headline Exclusive Interview might be more plausible if they even pretended to have spoken with Pitt. Can you have a tell-all when you dont speak to the man in question? Instead, the Enquirer claims to have interviewed a family friend who offers unsubstantiated speculation that Pitt would have been happier staying with first wife Jennifer Aniston because she was normal and cute. Normal like any other actress earning $1 million a week when they wed? Cant argue with that.
The Globe adds to Pitts pity party by reporting: Brad Dumps Jen Again! Only one minor quibble: Pitt and Aniston have not been dating again, so dumping her again is just a tabloid dream.
Royal mom-to-be Meghan Markle AKA the Duchess of Sussex dominates the covers of both People and Us magazines, with predictably gushing over-excitement at her pregnancy announcement. Read the rest
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