HELP WANTED: Electric car company seeks supervisor for CEO

Tesla's search for a new chairman of the board is on, according to a new report from Bloomberg. Tesla is replacing Elon Musk as chairman as part of its settlement with the SEC for a Musk tweet that the SEC said violated its rules. Musk will stay on as CEO, but the new Chairman will reportedly have oversight over the controversial and still Twitter-happy figure. 

So who exactly is Tesla looking for? It just so happens that earlier today, a Mashable reporter was taking a lunchtime stroll on the outskirts of Tesla headquarters. The wind whipped into her hand a single crumpled piece of printer paper that appeared to contain a job listing for Tesla's recently vacated chairman of the board position. What follows is a word-for-word reproduction of the extremely authentic and official Tesla document. Read more...